Your Christmas tree needs more Bitcoin energy, and your dog agrees. This red wooden ornament brings together two of life's greatest joys: Bitcoin and our four-legged orange-pillers who somehow always know when the price is pumping.

Crafted from solid Hinoki wood with double-sided printing, this ornament is built to last through many holiday seasons of number-go-up celebrations. The magnetic back means it's not just for trees—stick it on your fridge, filing cabinet, or anywhere you need a reminder that Bitcoin truly is for everyone, including good boys and girls.

Makes the perfect stocking stuffer for that Bitcoiner who has everything except a dog (or the dog lover who needs more Bitcoin). At 0.37" thick with a soft-touch finish, it's got that premium feel that matches your diamond hands.

Available with free shipping on all U.S. orders, because spreading Bitcoin adoption should never cost extra.

Grab your gear here, then head to BTC Prague 2026 (use code FOMO to save on tickets).