Make Orwell Fiction Again Bitcoin Dad Hat

Make Orwell Fiction Again Bitcoin dad hat in black with embroidered text
Make Orwell Fiction Again Bitcoin dad hat in cranberry red with embroidered text
Make Orwell Fiction Again Bitcoin dad hat in spruce green with embroidered text

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Make Orwell Fiction Again Bitcoin Dad Hat

$31.99

Make a bold statement with the “Make Orwell Fiction Again” Bitcoin Dad Hat, available in Black, Cranberry, and Spruce. This hat isn’t just an accessory—it’s a declaration of defiance against the surveillance state and a nod to freedom-loving Bitcoiners everywhere. Crafted with quality and comfort in mind, this hat is perfect for those who value both style and substance. Whether you’re at a rally, meetup, or just out and about, show the world that Orwell’s dystopia doesn’t have to be our reality. Don’t miss your chance to own this symbol of rebellion—grab yours today!

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 20 ½-24 ⅜ 4 ¾ 3 ⅛ 7 ½

Typically ships in 3-5 Business Days. We offer a 30-day return/replacement guarantee.

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