For every overhyped “BREAKING NEWS,” every “URGENT ALERT,” and every self-important “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT” that turns out to be absolutely nothing — this candle is for you. Light it up as a reminder that most of the noise in Bitcoin (and beyond) is just that: noise. No real alpha, no groundbreaking shift… just another nothing burger served up by people chasing clicks or clout.

NOTE! Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

.: Size: 9 oz total (7.5 oz of wax)
.: 100% natural soy wax blend
.: Clear glass vessel
.: Average burn time: 50-60 hours
.: 100% cotton wick
.: Permanent adhesive label
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: NB! All scents have the same natural color