Fiat Is Hopeless Bitcoin T-Shirt

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Fiat Is Hopeless Bitcoin T-Shirt
Make a bold statement with the Fiat Is Hopeless Bitcoin T-Shirt, inspired by Elon Musk’s viral declaration that “fiat is hopeless.” This premium, soft cotton tee is perfect for Bitcoiners who believe in sound money and want to wear their conviction proudly. With a flattering unisex fit and breathable fabric, it’s ideal for stacking sats in comfort, sparking conversations, and orange-pilling the world — one block at a time. Pair it with our matching Dad Hat for the ultimate Bitcoin maxi look and let everyone know you’re on team Bitcoin.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
Typically ships in 3-5 Business Days. We offer a 30-day return/replacement guarantee.

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