When the internet gets too loud, let your shirt do the talking. The Touch Grass Bold Statement T-Shirt delivers peak sarcasm and fresh air energy in one hilarious drop. With chunky lettering sprouting actual blades of grass, this tee throws subtlety to the wind and tells the world exactly what it needs to hear. Whether you're roasting your gamer friends, poking fun at screen addicts, or just flexing your IRL superiority, the Touch Grass Bold Statement T-Shirt is the perfect fit for your off-the-grid, on-point vibe. It's not just a shirt—it’s a public service announcement.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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