This isn't your average Bitcoin tee—it's a neon-yellow rebellion that bridges the gap between digital revolution and punk rock energy. The cheeky smiley sports Bitcoin symbols for eyes and a tongue-out attitude that says everything without saying a word.

When normies ask about the mysterious "SATOSHI" text floating above that grinning face, you'll have the perfect conversation starter about the anonymous genius who flipped the financial world upside down. It's streetwear meets digital defiance in the most playful way possible.

Whether you're heading to your local Bitcoin meetup or just want to rep the movement with some serious style, this tee delivers that perfect mix of fun and philosophy. Makes an killer gift for any Bitcoiner who appreciates both the technology and the culture that grew around it.

Available in sizes S-4XL with free shipping on all U.S. orders. Sometimes the best orange-pilling happens with a smile.

Grab your gear here, then head to Bitcoin Amsterdam 2026 (use code FOMO to save on tickets).