Two grinning pumpkins and one Bitcoin-carved jack-o'-lantern walk into October... and suddenly HODLween becomes the best crypto holiday nobody knew they needed. This tee brings together your love for stacking sats and stacking candy in one perfectly festive design.

Whether you're trick-or-treating with the kids or hitting up that Halloween party where everyone's dressed as their favorite shitcoin, you'll be repping the only orange that actually matters. The Bitcoin-carved pumpkin steals the show while those cheerful jack-o'-lantern buddies keep the vibe light and fun.

Makes an awesome gift for the HODLer who decorates their front porch with both pumpkins and hardware wallets. Available in sizes S-4XL because every Bitcoin believer deserves to celebrate HODLween in comfort.

Free shipping on all U.S. orders means more sats in your stack and this festive tee at your door faster than you can say "trick or treat."

Grab your gear here, then head to Bitcoin Amsterdam 2026 (use code FOMO to save on tickets).