We Are All Satoshi Except Craig S. Wright Bitcoin T-Shirt
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We Are All Satoshi Except Craig S. Wright Bitcoin T-Shirt
The Bitcoin community has spoken, and this shirt says it all. While Craig Wright continues his claims, real Bitcoiners know the truth – we're all carrying Satoshi's vision forward, except for one very obvious exception.
Perfect for Bitcoin conferences, meetups, or any time you want to rep the real Bitcoin while throwing some well-deserved shade. Nothing says 'orange-pilled' quite like calling out fake Satoshi with a smile.
Makes an epic gift for any HODLer who appreciates Bitcoin humor and stands with the real community. Available in sizes S-4XL with free shipping on all U.S. orders.
Wear it to Bitcoin 2026 and watch fellow stackers nod in approval – because we all know who's NOT Satoshi.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Grab your gear here, then head to Bitcoin Amsterdam 2026 (use code FOMO to save on tickets).
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