The honey badger doesn't care about bear markets, FUD, or haters — and neither should you. This red wooden ornament celebrates Bitcoin's most fearless mascot with double-sided printing that looks sharp from every angle.

Crafted from solid Hinoki wood with a smooth, lightweight feel that's surprisingly soft to the touch. The magnetic back means it works as both a festive ornament and year-round fridge decoration. Thread the included red ribbon through for traditional hanging, or let the magnet do the work.

Makes an excellent stocking stuffer for the HODLer who's earned their honey badger status through multiple cycles. At 0.37″ thick, it's substantial enough to feel premium but won't weigh down your tree branches.

Free shipping on all U.S. orders means more sats stay in your stack where they belong.

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