Chi-town meets the hardest money ever created. This Chicago B dad hat puts Bitcoin on the map where deep dish pizza and Second City comedy were born. Perfect for repping the Windy City at your next Bitcoin meetup or Cubs game.

The low-profile design keeps things clean whether you're walking the Magnificent Mile or explaining monetary policy to normies. Adjustable strap means it fits everyone from your orange-pilled uncle to that cousin who's finally ready to start stacking sats.

Made from 100% chino cotton with a curved visor that's seen more bull markets than Wrigley Field has seen championships. This makes an ideal gift for the Chicago HODLer who wants everyone to know where their loyalty lies - with both their city and sound money.

Available with free shipping on all U.S. orders. Time to show the world that Chicago doesn't just have the best skyline - it's got the smartest money too.

Grab your gear here, then head to Bitcoin Asia 2026 (use code FOMO to save on tickets).