The first commandment of Bitcoin maximalism, rendered in stone — or close enough. The Thou Shalt Not Shitcoin Bitcoin Crewneck takes the foundational Bitcoin-only conviction and elevates it to scripture, complete with Old English typography and a tongue-in-cheek biblical citation. For Bitcoiners who watched a thousand altcoins come and go, who never bought into "diversification" across crypto, who stayed orange while everyone else chased the next thing — this is the uniform.

The design centers "Thou shalt not shitcoin." in classic blackletter Gothic typography across three lines, with a small "moon 24:7" attribution underneath — a perfect Bitcoin-Twitter joke that works two ways at once. The aesthetic feels less like apparel and more like a page torn from an illuminated manuscript that was clearly written by someone who's been on Bitcoin Twitter at 2 AM. Available in classic black, with the white typography landing crisp against the dark base.

This crewneck is built on premium midweight fleece — 80% cotton, 20% polyester (heather colors run 85% cotton, 15% rayon) at 8.3 oz fabric weight. Combed cotton construction keeps the surface smooth wash after wash. Raglan sleeves with a triangle stitch at the crew neck give the silhouette a classic athletic cut that wears flatter and moves better than standard set-in sleeves. Reinforced ribbed cuffs and waist hold the shape true over years of wear. Slimmer fit — size up for a relaxed look.

Whether you're at a Bitcoin meetup with fellow maxis, a conference where the conviction is the entry fee, a coffee shop, or a family dinner where someone wants to talk about their Solana bag — this is the crewneck for Bitcoiners who picked a side and stayed there. Built for the bitcoin-only faithful. Designed for the ones who never wavered.

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slimmer fit

	A	B	C
S	27 in	21 in	30 in
M	28 in	22 in	31 in
L	30 in	23 in	32 in
XL	31 in	24 in	33 in
2XL	32 in	26 in	34 in