Big brother's got his eye on you, but this scorpion's got its stinger ready. The Surveillance Stinger tee throws down against the panopticon with a security cam-headed scorpion that's had enough of being watched.

Heather gray base lets that sharp black and orange graphic pop while you're out there living ungoverned. Whether you're headed to Bitcoin 2026 or just grocery shopping off the grid, this shirt speaks the language every freedom-loving stacker understands.

Perfect gift for the paranoid Bitcoiner in your life who knows the difference between healthy skepticism and tinfoil hat territory. Available in sizes S-4XL with free shipping on all U.S. orders—because your package tracking is surveillance enough.

Someone's watching, but at least you'll look good while they do it.

Grab your gear here, then head to Bitcoin Amsterdam 2026 (use code FOMO to save on tickets).