Meet Max – your new Bitcoin wingwoman ready to slice through FUD with style. This fierce femme fatale rocks an iconic orange jumpsuit that'll have every HODLer doing a double-take.

Slap Max on your laptop and watch her guard your Bitcoin portfolio like the ultimate digital samurai. She's perfect for water bottles, phone cases, or anywhere you need a reminder that Bitcoin fixes this.

Makes an epic gift for the action movie buff who also happens to stack sats. Nothing says "I get it" quite like a sticker that combines cinema culture with Bitcoin swagger.

Free shipping on all U.S. orders means Max arrives ready to defend your gear without breaking your DCA budget.

Grab your gear here, then head to Midwest Bitcoin Summit 2026 (use code FOMO to save on tickets).