Honey Badger don't care. About fiat. About FUD. About the cycle. About what CNBC said this morning. Bitcoin is the Honey Badger of money — the asset that just keeps eating, keeps surviving, keeps winning regardless of who tries to kill it. And every long-time Bitcoiner has the same energy.

The Go Honey Badgers! Satoshi State Bitcoin Crewneck takes that mascot and runs it through the classic American collegiate template. Bold varsity text, an orange-and-white honey badger mid-snarl, "Satoshi State" anchored below — the kind of design that looks like it could be from any state school, except it represents the only university that actually teaches what sound money is. Available in navy, black, charcoal, and other classic colorways, each putting the Honey Badger front and center.

This crewneck is built on premium midweight fleece — 80% cotton, 20% polyester (heather colors run 85% cotton, 15% rayon) at 8.3 oz fabric weight. Combed cotton construction keeps the surface smooth wash after wash. Raglan sleeves with a triangle stitch at the crew neck give the silhouette a classic athletic cut that wears flatter and moves better than standard set-in sleeves. Reinforced ribbed cuffs and waist hold the shape true over years of wear. Slimmer fit — size up for a relaxed look.

Whether you're at a Bitcoin meetup, conference, tailgate, or coffee shop, this crewneck signals you belong to the school that already graduated — the one that learned what money is by holding through the cycles. Made for Bitcoiners with Honey Badger energy.

Pair it with the Nakamoto State University Bitcoin Crewneck, level up to a Bitcoin embroidered hoodie, or shop all Bitcoin crewnecks at FOMO21.

slimmer fit

	A	B	C
S	27 in	21 in	30 in
M	28 in	22 in	31 in
L	30 in	23 in	32 in
XL	31 in	24 in	33 in
2XL	32 in	26 in	34 in