Signal intelligence, not noise, with the All Your Models Are Destroyed OPSEC Bitcoin T-Shirt — a clean, stealthy homage to Michael Saylor’s now-iconic quote, tailor-made for Bitcoiners who value privacy and stay ten steps ahead. The bold white type and distressed MODELS text make a statement only those in the know will appreciate, while everyone else is left guessing. Built for OPSEC warriors and Bitcoin maximalists alike, this tee is your subtle yet savage way to remind the world: all their models are broken, and you’re already stacking sats. Perfect for meetups, panels, or low-key flexes on the fiat crowd.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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