Consider this your official warning label—because once he starts, there's no going back. The Don’t Ask My Husband About Bitcoin T-Shirt is perfect for anyone living with a Bitcoin evangelist who treats every conversation like a TED Talk. Printed on a soft, high-quality heather blue tee, this shirt blends sarcasm, style, and survival humor into one must-have statement piece. Whether you're at brunch, a family gathering, or just trying to get through a grocery run without a blockchain lecture, this tee does the talking for you. Ideal for crypto widows, digital currency skeptics, and anyone who's heard “decentralized finance” one too many times.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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