{"title":"Satoshi Nakamoto","description":"\u003cp\u003eNobody knows who he is. Everyone knows what he built.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSatoshi Nakamoto gave the world Bitcoin in 2008 and disappeared — no interviews, no identity, no ego. Just the whitepaper, the genesis block, and a movement that's still growing. The Satoshi Nakamoto collection is for Bitcoiners who understand what that means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHats, t-shirts, hoodies, and more — all embroidered or printed and made to wear to conferences, meetups, or anywhere you want to start a conversation. This is the collection for convicted Bitcoiners who know their history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe mystery of who built Bitcoin has never been more alive. 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