{"title":"Genesis Block Day!","description":"\u003ch1\u003eBitcoin Genesis Block Day Apparel\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJanuary 3rd, 2009. The day Satoshi mined the first Bitcoin block and embedded \"Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks\" in its coinbase. FOMO21's Bitcoin Genesis Block Day collection features apparel celebrating this foundational moment — tees, hoodies, and accessories with genesis block art and the original headline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePremium materials, sizes S to 4XL. Pairs naturally with the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/satoshi-nakamoto\"\u003eSatoshi Nakamoto collection\u003c\/a\u003e for the complete Bitcoin origin wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree shipping on all US orders. Ships worldwide.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"satoshi-21-white-lettering-bitcoin-dad-hat","title":"Satoshi 21 (White Embroidery) Bitcoin Dad Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003ePay homage to the mysterious genius who changed everything. 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