{"title":"Bitcoin Red Team","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBitcoin Red Team — Apparel That Gives Back\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWhen a firmware flaw in a popular hardware wallet drained millions from Bitcoin self-custody wallets, the community didn't wait for permission to respond. A volunteer group of security researchers — the Bitcoin Red Team — mobilized around the clock, auditing hundreds of open-source Bitcoin projects and responsibly disclosing thousands of vulnerabilities to keep the network safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis collection honors that effort. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% of net profits from this collection goes to the Bitcoin Red Team via\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/opensats.org\/funds\/red\" title=\"Donate to the Bitcoin Red Team via OpenSats\"\u003eOpenSats\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethrough December 31, 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/opensats.org\/funds\/red\" title=\"Donate through OpenSats\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, funding the whitehats, auditors, and maintainers defending self-custody. When you wear it, you're not just repping the mission — you're funding it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShop Bitcoin Red Team t-shirts and apparel below. Designs you won't find anywhere else, printed on soft, durable cotton and shipped fast. Don't trust — verify. And support the people doing the verifying.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"you-had-one-job-bitcoin-t-shirt","title":"You Had One Job Bitcoin T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% of net profits from this shirt go to the Bitcoin Red Team via \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/opensats.org\/funds\/red\" title=\"Donate to the Bitcoin Red Team via OpenSats\"\u003eOpenSats\u003c\/a\u003e through December 31, 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA hardware wallet has exactly one job: generate a key nobody can guess and keep it safe. So what happens when the device fumbles the one thing it was built to do? This tee is a wry salute to every Bitcoiner who trusted the little screen to do its job — and a reminder that \"cold storage\" is only as strong as the code running underneath it. Not your keys, not your coins… but also, apparently, not always your randomness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's dark humor for the self-custody crowd, the kind that only really lands with people who understand what entropy is and why a predictable seed is a nightmare. Wear it to meetups and conferences where the conversation has very much turned to firmware lately. Equal parts inside joke, cautionary tale, and badge for anyone rethinking their setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHere's the rundown: this tee runs a mid-weight 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²) in 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, with polyester woven into the heather tones. It ships pre-shrunk so the fit stays true past the first wash, and the side-seamed cut with shoulder-to-shoulder taping gives it lasting structure. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDesigns you won't find anywhere else. 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This tee is a tribute to the Bitcoiners who answered a crisis the way only Bitcoiners do — by rolling up their sleeves and hunting down the next vulnerability before it could claim anyone else. After the Coldcard firmware flaw drained self-custody wallets in one of the darkest weeks Bitcoin has seen, a volunteer crew of security researchers mobilized around the clock, tore through hundreds of open-source projects, and responsibly disclosed thousands of findings to the people who could fix them. No permission asked. No payday expected. Just conviction that Bitcoin is worth defending.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's the spirit this design salutes: the auditors, the whitehats, the maintainers, and the plebs who understand that \"open source\" only means auditable — someone still has to do the auditing. The Coldcard incident proved that a flaw can sit in public code for years, examined by almost no one; the Red Team's answer was to go looking. 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